Answers to all questions solved!

In a fit of boredom I just went to google and typed in my name and then chose the images engine. I’m not really sure what I thought would pop up. Maybe a picture of me in the new paper? Oh, no I have never been in the paper as far as I know. A picture of me connected with girls gone wild? Goodness, I hope not. I shudder to think of that possibility.

Instead what popped up was my tombstone. EEIKE! How surreal is that? Right there in full color – a little grassy knoll with my name and the dates 1877-1946. Geez, this explains everything!